IndianaRunner

[Kent-GuerinXC]

Easily one of my favorite threads on tracktalk

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and I figured I'd get it started on IR.

My athletic director/one of my coaches thinks I'm dating a girl on the soccer team, which my real girlfriend does not like very much at all. Advice, help, Andy Cowen?!?!?

[IR_BrettFavre]

Straight

[TheGummyWormKing]

I don't see any reason that you can't date both

[PreLives]

Most conflict is simply a flaw in communication. I am not bashing your communication skills....I know you're quite the talker, i just think that this misunderstanding could be resolved with a few short explinations. Or you could take the "Actions Speak Louder Than Words" approach, and passionatly mawl your girlfriend in front of your AD. (not my first choice)

[Samson24]

solution:grow out a beard

not only will it deter the girl on the soccer team- making your coach no longer think you are dating her- but it will also help you decide if your real girlfriend is in it just for your great looks or not.

[TheGummyWormKing]

Whichever one buys you gummy worms, is without a doubt the one to keep

[IR_BrettFavre]

Straight

[TheGummyWormKing]

That includes any guy or girl. One time a guy got me mummy worms, do I "rewarded" him

[24RainDance24]

I think the Gummy Worm King has given you more than enough information. Just date them both and see if they roll with it. If not. effing skan*s

[TheGummyWormKing]

Seriously, just tell them its going to happen. If theyI role with it, you have thethe chance toto become a legend. plus it means double the sandwiches.

[800-is-Life]

As long as they are within the 50 mile rule which obviously they are

[TheGummyWormKing]

Problem solved

[RoboCop]

easy, have her get an abortion.

[TheGummyWormKing]

No abortion is needed. Stabbing a pregnant stomach with a knife would do the same thing, but save alot of money.